ShYaRi » Uncategorized http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net Shayari By FuNnY DrEaMs Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:55:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/wp-content/plugins/maxblogpress-favicon/icons/favicon-54.ico ShYaRi sardar’s come back with lot of laugh http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/04/sardars-come-back-with-lot-of-laugh/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sardars-come-back-with-lot-of-laugh http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/04/sardars-come-back-with-lot-of-laugh/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 04:15:41 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1373
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    • ]]>     Sardar : What is the name of your car?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai…

    Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
    Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
    Teacher: Spell it?
    Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

    Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.
    Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
    Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

    A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
    Hi! I am sardar,
    This is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    and…. she is my kidney
    Boss: Where were you born ?
    Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
    Boss: Which part?
    Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab
    Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.
    Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
    Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC1760!!
    Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
    I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,
    “Please recharge your balance soon.”
    One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
    Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
    Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
    Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?
    Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
    Sardar talking on cell.
    2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
    1st Sardar : Biwi se…
    2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
    1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
    Sardar was driving his bicycle fastly. Suddenly a bus came opposite to him.
    Sardar angrily asked to the bus driver: ” You got only my bicycle to get suicide??”

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/04/sardars-come-back-with-lot-of-laugh/feed/ 1     holi aayi hain http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/holi-aayi-hain/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=holi-aayi-hain http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/holi-aayi-hain/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:58:39 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1348
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    • ]]>     Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/holi-aayi-hain/feed/ 0     children fear poem http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/children-fear-poem/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=children-fear-poem http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/children-fear-poem/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:09:35 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1343
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    • ]]>     I think my dad is Dracula.
    I know that sounds insane,
    but listen for a moment and
    allow me to explain.

    We don’t live in a castle,
    and we never sleep in caves.
    But, still, there’s something weird
    about the way my dad behaves.

    I never see him go out
    in the daytime when it’s light.
    He sleeps all day till evening,
    then he leaves the house at night.

    He comes home in the morning
    saying, “Man, I’m really dead!”
    He kisses us goodnight,
    and then by sunrise he’s in bed.

    My mom heard my suspicion
    and she said, “You’re not too swift.
    Your father’s not a vampire.
    He just works the graveyard shift.”

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/02/children-fear-poem/feed/ 0     Dosti achchi to toh http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2009/12/dosti-achchi-to-toh/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dosti-achchi-to-toh http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2009/12/dosti-achchi-to-toh/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:46:07 +0000 ajay http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1309
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    • ]]>     Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
    Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
    Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
    Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
    …. Toh itihaas banaati hai
    ——————————————-
    Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
    Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
    Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
    Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

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  • A FRIEND wanna keep3 things: . . The SUN The MOON...
    • ]]>     HI ,

    ALL FRIENDS  & MEMBER & FANS OF ShYaRi SeCtIoN Of FuNnY DrEaMs.NeT

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  • ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine, jis pe...
    • ]]>     Prayaas kar rahi hu
    use dhundne ka….

    Aakash ki unchai mein
    nadi ki gahrayi mein….

    Baago ke fhoolo mein
    nadi ke jharno mein….

    Ho jo chupa hua sa
    prayaas kar rahi hu use dhundne ka….

    Janha aakash dharti se mille
    janha tan aatma se mille….

    Janha phool bhavre se mille
    janha tota meina se mille….

    wanha hai woh chupa hua sa
    prayaas kar rahi hu use dhundne ka….

    Janha pavitarta ka aabhas ho
    janha shudh vani ka sanchar ho….

    Janha sheetal jal ho
    janha pyaar hi pyaar ho….

    Prayaas kar rahi hu
    use dhundne ka….

    Yanhi to hai woh chupa hua sa….

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    • ]]>     Machchhar ki Makkhi se ho gayi Shadi,
    Pahali hi Raat main Machchhar ki ho gayi barbadi.
    Bola Apni to Kismat hi Khoti hai,
    Makkhi Raat ko “GOOD NIGHT” lagakar soti hai

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    • ]]>     Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
    Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha,
    Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par,
    Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

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    • ]]>     Mehek dosti ki, kisi ishq se kam nahin hoti,
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    agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
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