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WHO IS MORE STUPID
There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They
were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. So one of the
friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”…
Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi”
his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to
Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me”
Santa Singh said: “Here [...]

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:
Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
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Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach.
Man: Why?
Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Teacher [...]

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Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a [...]

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan [...]

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land“?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa:
Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for
48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took [...]

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Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He [...]

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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,” he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.” [...]

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Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it [...]

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When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called “Gavaskar”, he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out [...]

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A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State’s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person [...]

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”.
And the machine is silent.
The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“All right, 8 hamburgers”.
And [...]

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Help….
The Titanic is going to be drowned…. Everybody in the ship is
shouting,
crying, running or praying to God…
Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of [...]

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School Jokes [Very Funny]

Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell [...]

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only sardar
jokes! After thinking for some time he decides [...]

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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test” Second one asked,” So? Are you afraid?” First one replied,”No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger” Hearing this the second one started [...]

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