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A computrizd female voice said.
.’apke pas paryapt [...]

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Santa2 CustmerCare-
Sir Meri Bhains Ne Sim Card Kha Li
Aur Bhag Gyi CustmerCare-
To Me Kya Kru?
Santa-Ji [...]

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Santa- 90% premi isliye sex nahi kar paate kyonki jagah nahi milti..
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Banta- Sahi kaha..
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Mujhe bhi [...]

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Teacher ask to santa:
Tulsidas ka koi Doha Sunao.
Marwadi santa: [...]

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Sardarni writes msg 2 sardar -
ghar kab aa rahe ho ?
Msg karke batao?
sardar send SMS 2 her -
Nahi bata sakta,
msg free nahi hai!

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Santa: Tere pass mobile hy to phir
tu ne Muje Letter kyu post kya?
Banta: Oye Me ne tere mobile
pr CALL Ki tha, par awaz aai

“Plz try Letter”

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Ek sharabi Vivah film dekh kar Ghar aaya
aur Bivi se bola. ‘Tujhe pikar mai dekhu,
muje hak hai.
Tu bhi piti hai daru, muje shaq hai…A

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Sardar k sir se khoon nikl rha tha.Dr:Ye kaise hua?Sardar:Main hatho se diwar tod rha tha,to kisi ne kaha,”Praaji, kbi to apni khopdi ka istemal kro!

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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
SARDAR : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi car thi.

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WHO IS MORE STUPID
There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They
were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. So one of the
friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”…
Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi”
his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to
Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me”
Santa Singh said: “Here [...]

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:
Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
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Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach.
Man: Why?
Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Teacher [...]

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Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a [...]

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan [...]

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land“?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa:
Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for
48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took [...]

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Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He [...]

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