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School Jokes [Very Funny]

Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell [...]

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American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti
hai…!!!”
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted ‘Sign board’ to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted “Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist”

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. [...]

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Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di [...]

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Bhikhari ne taj main phone kiya: –
hello taj hotel ek biryani , 1pizza , aur ek rasmalai bhej do.
Taj; kiske naam se Bheju sir .
Bhikhari :- allah ke naam par .

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