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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, [...]

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The old Italian Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called hisgrandson to his bed.
“Grandson I wanna you listen to me. I wanna for you to take my Chromeplated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me yourRolex watch instead.”“You listen to me, [...]

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A preacher would up the services one morning by saying, “Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.”On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, “Now, [...]

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man said “When I was at the [...]

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Q. What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster?
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A. You get your salary every day!!

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A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers [...]

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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says“Look up at the sky [...]

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[1] Marvel that is an Engineer – Practical
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when onesaid, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied,“Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when abeautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off allher [...]

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The sky was darkthe moon was highall alone just her and I
Her hair so softher eyes so blueI knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so softher legs so fineI ran my fingers down her spine
I didn’t know howbut I tried my bestto place my hand on her breast
I remember my fearmy fast beating [...]

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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?GIRL: Well, he kissed me.PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )GIRL: ……Yes!PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL: But, he put [...]

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5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

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An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source ofwater. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his lastbreath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sandseveral yards ahead of him.
He crawled to the object, [...]

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• Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.
• Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?A: One is for fighting and one is to make up..
• Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!Bai: Bister mein [...]

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A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.
Boy to his friend “First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back.”
Friend asks him “Only this much? Why?
Boy Reples, ” Because, [...]

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*A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticedhis grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rockingchair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on fromthe waist down.**“Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out inthe wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed . Theold man looked off in the distance without answering.
“Grandpa, what [...]

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