January 29th, 2010 at 6:19pm |
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KBC main Shahrukh ne mujhe pucha
“World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain??””
…………. ( Answer to main jaanta hoon par kaise bol sakta……. ye tension mujhe satane laga…….)
Tension se main pani pani ho raha tha …………………
Meri Haalat kharab ho gayi…………………… aur phir finally maine…………
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Maine Ek Crore Thukra diya
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January 21st, 2010 at 6:24pm |
Laloo enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this
oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE “
2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.”
Hearing this, Saddam [...]
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November 27th, 2009 at 11:07am |
Thappar Maarnay par naraaz wife se husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se wo pyar karta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur boli…
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main aapse pyar nahi kerti?”
After 25 yrs wife said to husband: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 [...]
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July 25th, 2009 at 12:52pm |
School Jokes [Very Funny]
Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell [...]
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July 11th, 2009 at 1:28pm |
American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti
hai…!!!”
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted ‘Sign board’ to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted “Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist”
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
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June 13th, 2009 at 10:39am |
Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di [...]
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January 10th, 2009 at 12:12pm |
1 rich girl ko school mei gareeb parivaar pe essay likhne ko keha gaya. Essay mei girl ne likha – “1 gareeb parivaar tha. Pita gareeb tha, mata gareeb thi aur baache b gareeb the,parivar mei 4 naukar the,wo b gareeb the. car b tuti hui honda city thi. unka gareeb drivr baachon ko tuti [...]
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November 10th, 2008 at 9:55am |
Cricketers who dont know english have already
prepared answers.One example with Inzamam.
Tony grieg: So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time.
Inzmam: Bismillah-e-rehman-e-rahim!
All credit goes to the boys.
Everyone worked hard for it speclly Afridi.
It was a tight situation when he went in.
Without him it was not posible &
Yohana [...]
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October 27th, 2008 at 10:52am |
Years ago , people who sacrificed their sleep,
family, food, laughter & joys of life…..
were called
SOLDIERS
but now they are called
SHAREHOLDERS
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physicalwith his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says,“I will need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing,turns to his wife and meekly asks, “What did he say?”
The weary wife yells to him,“GIVE HIM YOUR STINKING [...]
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs hiscrotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked [...]
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
A Maid asked for a raise.Her Madam was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.Madam: Who said you iron better than me?Maria: The Master said so.Madam: OhMaria: The [...]
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, [...]
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
The old Italian Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called hisgrandson to his bed.
“Grandson I wanna you listen to me. I wanna for you to take my Chromeplated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me yourRolex watch instead.”“You listen to me, [...]
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September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49pm |
A preacher would up the services one morning by saying, “Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.”On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said, “Now, [...]
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