ShYaRi

Police=Kaha jaa rahe ho.?
Sharabi= Daaru pine se hone wale nuksaan pe pravachan sunane!
Police=Itni raat ko kon degaa pravachan?
S=Biwi..

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Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell…
Wah wah…
Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell….

Maine gate khola,

Chokidr bola,.
All izz wel All izz wel:-

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Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum Aur
“RAB NE BANA DI JODI”.

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Ek Crore ka Sawaal! ..
KBC main Shahrukh ne mujhe pucha
“World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain??””
…………. ( Answer to main jaanta hoon par kaise bol sakta……. ye tension mujhe satane laga…….)
Tension se main pani pani ho raha tha …………………
Meri Haalat kharab ho gayi…………………… aur phir finally maine…………
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Maine Ek Crore Thukra diya
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Lekin …………… tera naam nahin [...]

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Laloo enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this
oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE “
2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.”
Hearing this, Saddam [...]

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Thappar Maarnay par naraaz wife se husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se wo pyar karta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur boli…
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main aapse pyar nahi kerti?”
After 25 yrs wife said to husband: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 [...]

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School Jokes [Very Funny]

Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell [...]

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Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di [...]

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1 rich girl ko school mei gareeb parivaar pe essay likhne ko keha gaya. Essay mei girl ne likha – “1 gareeb parivaar tha. Pita gareeb tha, mata gareeb thi aur baache b gareeb the,parivar mei 4 naukar the,wo b gareeb the. car b tuti hui honda city thi. unka gareeb drivr baachon ko tuti [...]

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Cricketers who dont know english have already
prepared answers.One example with Inzamam.
Tony grieg: So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time.
Inzmam: Bismillah-e-rehman-e-rahim!
All credit goes to the boys.
Everyone worked hard for it speclly Afridi.
It was a tight situation when he went in.
Without him it was not posible &
Yohana [...]

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Years ago , people who sacrificed their sleep,
family, food, laughter & joys of life…..
were called
SOLDIERS
but now they are called

SHAREHOLDERS

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A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physicalwith his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says,“I will need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing,turns to his wife and meekly asks, “What did he say?”
The weary wife yells to him,“GIVE HIM YOUR STINKING [...]

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A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs hiscrotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked [...]

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A Maid asked for a raise.Her Madam was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.Madam: Who said you iron better than me?Maria: The Master said so.Madam: OhMaria: The [...]

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