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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay…
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri [...]

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WHO IS MORE STUPID
There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They
were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. So one of the
friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”…
Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi”
his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to
Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me”
Santa Singh said: “Here [...]

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Ek Crore ka Sawaal! ..
KBC main Shahrukh ne mujhe pucha
“World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain??””
…………. ( Answer to main jaanta hoon par kaise bol sakta……. ye tension mujhe satane laga…….)
Tension se main pani pani ho raha tha …………………
Meri Haalat kharab ho gayi…………………… aur phir finally maine…………
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Maine Ek Crore Thukra diya
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Lekin …………… tera naam nahin [...]

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India Marriage Joke
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3.A [...]

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Laloo enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this
oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE “
2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.”
Hearing this, Saddam [...]

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:
Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche ||||||||||||||| Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.
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Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach.
Man: Why?
Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Teacher [...]

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Welcome 2 Pakistan,
Due 2 the recent situation of pak. the courses have been changed 2;
MBBS:Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:Career in Alqaeda
MSc:Master Sucide Course
IT:Institute of Terrorism
MBA:Member of Blasting Agency
All these Courses offerd by
UET:Univrsty of Error n Terror!!!

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Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a [...]

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan [...]

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land“?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa:
Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for
48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took [...]

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Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He [...]

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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,” he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.” [...]

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will [...]

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An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?”
I’m Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy,” and that’s why I’m in such good shape.” I’m up well [...]

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A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how [...]

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