Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai…
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1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O [...]
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Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, [...]
Read the rest of ek shaadi suda ki dastan
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand tare tak tod doon,
khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
itna kaafi hai ja do chaar jhoot aur bol doon
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We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).
Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here
with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte
aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.
AB : [...]
Read the rest of santa singh in kaun banega crorepati (who want to be millionare)
Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.
They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked “how will we know which is your
and which is mine?”
Banta Singh said “its easy I will cut mine’s tail, and yours will be the one with tail.”
Some boys [...]
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Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa
Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life
Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi
Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
Phir Na Jaane [...]
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Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai,
Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,
Pahle Nahi Jaana Tha, Ab Jaan Paaye Hain,
Wig Utaarne Ke Baad Aapka Takla Nazar Aata Hai
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Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak
Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak
Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle
Tera Baap Tujhko Khilayega Kab Tak
Kayi Din Se Ghonchu Tu Peeche Pada Hai
Bata Gulbadan Ko Patayega Kab Tak
Aare Oo Piyakkad Tu Peekar Ke Pavva
Meri Kopadi Ko Khujayega Kab Tak
Ajee Sant Jee Chodiye Dharam-Charcha
Ujala Hame Ab Darayega Kab [...]
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Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki
Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah Ki
Aur Woh Shakhs Jo Hota Hey Zara Aur Tarah Ka
Biwi Usey Deta Hey Khuda Aur Tarah Ki
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Kabhi Khaansi Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Zukkaam Hota Hai
Mohabat Karnay Waloon Kaa Yehi Anjaam Hota Hai
Ajjab Taqdeer Hai Iski Ajjab Andaaz Hai Iss Kaa
Kah Aashiq Laakh Ho Acha Maggar Badnaam Hota Hai
Kaheen Aisa Na Ho Pit Jaye Gali Main Yaar Ki Ja Kay
Pocket Main Aashiqon Kay China Kaa Balm Hota Hai
Kisi Bhi Bed Kay Neechai Chhup [...]
Read the rest of Mohabat Karnay Waloon Kaa
Mere Exam Hain Agle Hi Mahine Se Shuru
Parhne Bethoon To Mujhey Niind Bohot Aati Hai
Sirf Kuch Din Key Liye Mujh Sey Koi Pyar Karey
Ishq Mein Mainey Suna Neend Hee Ur Jatee Hai
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Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai,
Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,
Pahle Nahi Jaana Tha, Ab Jaan Paaye Hain,
Wig Utaarne Ke Baad Aapka Takla Nazar Aata Hai
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us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
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us se pyar ker k kissmut jaag gai
us sy pyar ker k kissmut jaag gai
main ne itney love letter post keye k
woh”post man”k sath bhaag gai
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