ShYaRi » Funny shayari http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net Shayari By FuNnY DrEaMs Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:55:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/wp-content/plugins/maxblogpress-favicon/icons/favicon-54.ico ShYaRi aankho main aansu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/07/aankho-main-aansu/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=aankho-main-aansu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/07/aankho-main-aansu/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:32:58 +0000 shyariking http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/07/aankho-main-aansu/
  • hum unke husn main hum unke husn main is kadar kho jate hain unko...
  • palke to aankho ki hifazat hoti hain palke to aankho ki hifazat hoti hain dhadkan to dil...
  • ek shaadi suda ki dastan Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, Khushi ke maare...
    • ]]>     Akhon me ansoo aa jate hain,

    phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,

    ye haal tabi hota hai yaro,

    jab LAMBE SAFAR me……

    “SUSU” rokni .
    padti he…

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    2. palke to aankho ki hifazat hoti hain palke to aankho ki hifazat hoti hain dhadkan to dil...
    3. ek shaadi suda ki dastan Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, Khushi ke maare...

    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/07/aankho-main-aansu/feed/ 0     GOLGAPPE http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/golgappe/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=golgappe http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/golgappe/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:46:14 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1416
  • maa-mamta ki murat Kash K Zindagi ma wo muqam aa jaye Mjhe Rab...
  • Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha,...
    • ]]>     kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage

    har sapna tut jaata hain haqiqat ke aage

    jisne kabhi duniya main hath na failaya ho


    wo bhi haat failata hain  GOLGAPPE wale ke aage

    wah wah wah

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/golgappe/feed/ 1     GHANTA http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/ghanta/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ghanta http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/ghanta/#comments Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:53:31 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1419
  • Daaru pine se hone wale nuksaan Police=Kaha jaa rahe ho.? Sharabi= Daaru pine se hone wale...
  • Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi...
    • ]]>
    ‘GHANTA’

    1 Din Ka 24
    ‘GHANTA’
    Usme…

    7 Sone k
    9 Kamane k
    3 Traveling k
    1 Toilet-Bath k
    2 Khane Pine k
    2 Biwi k
    Apne Liye Bacha Kya…

    GHANTA..?.

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/ghanta/feed/ 0     Bano jo HATH to phr http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/bano-jo-hath-to-phr/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bano-jo-hath-to-phr http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/bano-jo-hath-to-phr/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:16:47 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1406
  • huamre dil ka dard Huamre dil ka dard kisne dekha.. Jisne dekha sirf chera...
  • Torna hota to hum rishta na banate Torna hota to hum rishta na banate! Umeed nahi...
  • maa-mamta ki murat Kash K Zindagi ma wo muqam aa jaye Mjhe Rab...
    • ]]>     Bano jo DOST to phir sirf
    WAFA hojao
    :
    Bano jo PYAR to phir had say
    FIDA hojao
    :
    Bano jo DIL to DHARKAN ki
    SADA hojao
    :
    Bano jo ZULF to Baadal ki
    GHATA hojao
    :
    Bano jo KHOON
    To rag rag men
    RAWAN hojao
    :
    Bano jo DARD
    To zakhmon ki
    DAWA hojao
    :
    Bano jo HATH to phr
    DAST-E-DUA hojao.


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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/06/bano-jo-hath-to-phr/feed/ 0     all is well http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/03/all-is-well/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=all-is-well http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/03/all-is-well/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:36:44 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1368
  • wife-husband-jokes Thappar Maarnay par naraaz wife se husband bola: “Aadmi usi...
  • rab ne bana di jodi Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI Wah Wah...
  • woh raat kis kadar nirali thi Kaisi thi woh raat kuch keh sakta nahi main Chahoon...
    • ]]>     Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell…

    Wah wah…

    Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell….



    Maine gate khola,


    Chokidr bola,.

    All izz wel All izz wel:-

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    ]]>     http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/03/all-is-well/feed/ 0     rab ne bana di jodi http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/03/rab-ne-bana-di-jodi/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rab-ne-bana-di-jodi http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/2010/03/rab-ne-bana-di-jodi/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:44:55 +0000 ashu http://funnyshyari.funnydreams.net/?p=1356 Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
    Wah Wah
    Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
    Wah Wah
    Fir Bhage Tum Aur

    “RAB NE BANA DI JODI”.

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  • Zindagi hai choti Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho… Office...
    • ]]>     Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
    Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
    Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
    Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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    • ]]>     Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
    Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa

    Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
    Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life

    Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
    Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi

    Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
    Phir Na Jaane Kyun Lagti Hai Baju Wali Acchi

    Kuch Saal Guzrege Sasuraa Saala Ash Karega
    Anna, Pakiyaa Ko Chod Ke Sala Apun Apni Wife Se Ladegaa

    Wife Jab Zyaada Natak Dikhaayegi Doonga Kaan Ke Niche
    Biwi Tujhe Pata Nahi Abhi Bhi Jaya, Shaalu, Hai Mere Piche

    Bankas Nahi Zyaada,Cricket Team Ki Amma Tujhe Banaaogaaa
    Ek Ko Salaa Laden To Dusre Ko Daud Banaaooga

    Interpole Ki Police Meri Beti Ka Pichaa Karegi
    Lady Don Banke Duniyaa Me  Naam Roshan Mera Karegi

    Aye Circuit Dekh Dekh Aaj Bhi Apni Wife Maal Lagti Hai
    Powder Lipstic Lagaane Ke Baad To Budhi Bhi Kamaal Dikhti Hai

    Aaj Bhi Apun Us Bhayanak Ghadi Ko Yaad Kartaa Hai
    Jab Bhi Apun Apni Marraige Ka Certificate Dekhta Hai

    Saari Umra Beet Gayii Saala Ek Jawaab Dhoodne Me
    Expiry Date Kidhar Hota Hai Sala Marriage Certificate Me

    Koi Bataaoo Mujhe Is Chudael Se Bachaao Mujhe
    Aye Nahi Banaa Mujhe Kisika Pati Munaabahi Phir Se Banaao Mujhe

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    • ]]>     Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai,
    Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,
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    Wig Utaarne Ke Baad Aapka Takla Nazar Aata Hai

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    Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak
    Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak

    Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle
    Tera Baap Tujhko Khilayega Kab Tak

    Kayi Din Se Ghonchu Tu Peeche Pada Hai
    Bata Gulbadan Ko Patayega Kab Tak

    Aare Oo Piyakkad Tu Peekar Ke Pavva
    Meri Kopadi Ko Khujayega Kab Tak

    Ajee Sant Jee Chodiye Dharam-Charcha
    Ujala Hame Ab Darayega Kab Tak

    Ye Nausikhiye Neta Ke Abbaji Bole
    Tu Kurchi Se Taanka Bhidayega Kab Tak

    Tu Pairodiyon Se Kabhi Chutkulon Se
    Her Manch Per Kavi Chalayega Kab Tak

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