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Aankhon Me Nami Thi Or Vitamin ki Kami Thi,
Aankhon Me Nami Thi Or [...]

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Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar…
Ki
ki [...]

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GUM KE
IS ANDHERE ME
KAISE JIYA JAYEGA
IS BARISH ME [...]

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Akhon me ansoo aa jate hain,
phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,
[...]

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kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage
har sapna tut jaata hain haqiqat ke aage
jisne kabhi duniya main hath na failaya ho

wo bhi haat failata hain  GOLGAPPE wale ke aage
wah wah wah

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‘GHANTA’
1 Din Ka 24
‘GHANTA’
Usme…
7 Sone k
9 Kamane k
3 Traveling k
1 Toilet-Bath k
2 Khane Pine k
2 Biwi k
Apne Liye Bacha Kya…
GHANTA..?.

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Bano jo DOST to phir sirf
WAFA hojao
:
Bano jo PYAR to phir had say
FIDA hojao
:
Bano jo DIL to DHARKAN ki
SADA hojao
:
Bano jo ZULF to Baadal ki
GHATA hojao
:
Bano jo KHOON
To rag rag men
RAWAN hojao
:
Bano jo DARD
To zakhmon ki
DAWA hojao
:
Bano jo HATH to phr
DAST-E-DUA hojao.

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Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell…
Wah wah…
Raat ko 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell….

Maine gate khola,

Chokidr bola,.
All izz wel All izz wel:-

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Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum Aur
“RAB NE BANA DI JODI”.

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa
Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life
Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi
Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
Phir Na Jaane [...]

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Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai,
Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,
Pahle Nahi Jaana Tha, Ab Jaan Paaye Hain,
Wig Utaarne Ke Baad Aapka Takla Nazar Aata Hai

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Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak
Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak
Ye Aawaargi Chod De Maan Bhi Jaa Pagle
Tera Baap Tujhko Khilayega Kab Tak
Kayi Din Se Ghonchu Tu Peeche Pada Hai
Bata Gulbadan Ko Patayega Kab Tak
Aare Oo Piyakkad Tu Peekar Ke Pavva
Meri Kopadi Ko Khujayega Kab Tak
Ajee Sant Jee Chodiye Dharam-Charcha
Ujala Hame Ab Darayega Kab [...]

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Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki
Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah Ki
Aur Woh Shakhs Jo Hota Hey Zara Aur Tarah Ka
Biwi Usey Deta Hey Khuda Aur Tarah Ki

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