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WHO IS MORE STUPID
There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They
were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. So one of the
friends called his driver:”Oye Santa Singh”…
Santa Singh replied: “Ji praaJi”
his boss said: “take this 100Rs, go to
Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me”
Santa Singh said: “Here [...]

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Ek Crore ka Sawaal! ..
KBC main Shahrukh ne mujhe pucha
“World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hain??””
…………. ( Answer to main jaanta hoon par kaise bol sakta……. ye tension mujhe satane laga…….)
Tension se main pani pani ho raha tha …………………
Meri Haalat kharab ho gayi…………………… aur phir finally maine…………
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Maine Ek Crore Thukra diya
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Lekin …………… tera naam nahin [...]

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India Marriage Joke
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3.A [...]

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Laloo enters a shop and shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this
oil?”
Shopkeeper: “Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji”
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE “
2) Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
” God, When shall I see The defeat of Bush? “
God replies:” Son, you will not see it in your lifetime.”
Hearing this, Saddam [...]

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Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi [...]

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai…
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1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O [...]

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

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2010 IS COMING
WISH U A VERY
HAPPY NEW YEAR
&
VALENTINE DAY
BASANT PANCHAMI
15 AUGUST
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP
MOTHER
FATHER
DADI
DADA
NANA
NANI
TEACHERS
STUDENTS
CHILDERNS DAY
& HAPPY BIRTH DAY
365 GOOD MORNINGS
AFTERNOONS
& GOOD EVENINGS
GOOD NIGHTS
ROZ
AB PURE SAAL KAHNA
ALL IS WELL
TEAM  FUNNYDREMS

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Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi..
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt [...]

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