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 Powered by Max Banner Ads Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed [...]

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When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called “Gavaskar”, he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out [...]

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A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State’s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person [...]

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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his [...]

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”.
And the machine is silent.
The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“All right, 8 hamburgers”.
And [...]

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Help….
The Titanic is going to be drowned…. Everybody in the ship is
shouting,
crying, running or praying to God…
Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of [...]

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School Jokes [Very Funny]

Here are some sayings from School…..smile!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell [...]

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only sardar
jokes! After thinking for some time he decides [...]

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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test” Second one asked,” So? Are you afraid?” First one replied,”No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger” Hearing this the second one started [...]

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American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti
hai…!!!”
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted ‘Sign board’ to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted “Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist”

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. [...]

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

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Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….
S – Sardaron ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service

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We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).
Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here
with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte
aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.
AB : [...]

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the
dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second [...]

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.
They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked “how will we know which is your
and which is mine?”
Banta Singh said “its easy I will cut mine’s tail, and yours will be the one with tail.”
Some boys [...]

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