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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has [...]

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A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, ‘We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.’
Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out [...]

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After making a trip of South India ,
Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth,
his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
When the train stopped at one of the stations on the [...]

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Banta Singh“
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me Banta Singh“
Third one came and asked the same question
Sardar was totally [...]

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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. [...]

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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He [...]

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Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di [...]

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