ShYaRi

• Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?
A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

• Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up..

• Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe saab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!

• Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid padi hai.

• Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I’m HIV positive.

• Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

• Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b’coz she was sick of telling her name,”Roz Meri Lele.”
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow

• Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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