ShYaRi

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For toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms  they r not showing anything, that’s cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
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Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana
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 Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye  
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Meena First Class in Bed! ———— ——— —–
Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja
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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I’m dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I’m not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn’t reached airport yet
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Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga
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Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole