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 Powered by Max Banner Ads Suno Gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo,
Sabse age honga NIMBU PANI.
Humne Piya hai tum bhi piyo….

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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
o huzoor bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door sale langoor!!!!

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raghupati raghav raja ram
sabko bipasha de bhagwaan…
sexy aur hot hain uske naam..
2 -2 karod uski filmon ke daam..
saath mein mile hain john-abra-ham..
dono karenge din-raat kaam
aur pharmayenge hum aaram
to bolo..
raghupati raghav raja ram
sabko bipasha de bhagwaan…

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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gaye…….
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chale gaye…….
dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim……
bijali ko haath lagaya toh bijli chali gaye!!!

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Na Ye Chemistry Hoti ,
Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti,
Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha
Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha
Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota [...]

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Jab Tumhe Dekhu my Dil Start Flying,
Tumse baat karne ko i Keep Trying,
Jab tu Door Jaye i Feel like Crying,
are itna Tension mat le i was just Lying…

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chalo bhailog apun tumko apna story sunaata hain.
MOBILE aur LOVE se apna bonding bataata hain.
dekhke apne CONNECTION ko apun
full-too CELLPHONE ban jaata hain.
area ho koi bhi
yeh FULL TOWER dikhata hain
when she is looking meri taraf
apna toh RINGTONE hi baj jaata hain
baaju se jab woh hoti hain woh paas-by
toh VIBRATOR mode aa jaata hain
bolne ka try [...]

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*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

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ab tak na milen “nainoN se nayan”, iqrar adhura rahta he
jab tak na hile “sar hoNToN ke sang”, izhaar adhura rahta he
badli ki rat men chandrma chhup chhup ke nikalta he
jab tak na haten “dilbar ki zulfeN”, didar adhura rahta he
sajni ki oat men sajan ka har lamha ik yad he
jab tak na mile “badan [...]

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BAHUT SAKHT GARMI HAI PANKHA CHALA DO
HALAQ SOOKHTA HAI MUJHE KUCHH PILA DO.
YE KYON TUM SAVERE SE ROOTHI HUI HO
ZARA PAAS AAO ZARA MUSKURA DO.
HAR IK SUBAH MUJH SE RUPAYE MANGTI HO
BAHUT HO GAYA AB YE SYSTEM HATA DO.
IJAAZAT AGAR HO TO THODI PEE LOON
ZARA PYAZ KE KUCHH PAKAUDE BANA DO.
YE NAUKAR BHI KAMBAKHT IK [...]

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum is baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehati,tum us baat pe wo kehati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Usse pucho jisne preet nibhai hai
Aage daria hai peeche khai hai
Tujhse kia wafa ka wada jabse maine
Akele khud se bhi milu to lage bewafaai hai
Bahar aa jati hai bas tujhe yad karne se
Khuda se teri acchi aashnaai hai
Thamkar ab chodna na haath mera
Humne ishq me apni saanse lagaai hain
Barsein badal gaye jab jab ye gazal [...]

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aane ko hai jindgi tum mere nam ka diya jalalo
ab sab ki aajmaishe khatm ho gayi hai chalo tum bhi aajmalo
chaho to kahlo mujhe tum ret kisi ke pero ki
mohasan mere ham dam tum mujhe firse rond dalo
mene kabhi kiya hai shikwa ki tumhara hunr jara sa kam kam sa hai
mujhe rond kar kar mante [...]

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Has rahe hai sabhi dekhakar ye manjar,
Labo pe mere muskan na rahi.
Khushnuma hai mahol charo or mere,
Mahol me par ab wo khushi na rahi.
Dhadkta to hai DIL,”Na jane kyu?”
Par dhadkano me ab wo’DHADKAN’ na rahi.
Khawab to aaj bhi pahle ki tarah hi aate hai,
Unme bhi ab koi Tasweer na rahi.
Wahi purana chand aaj bhi dekha [...]

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1. zindagi meiN to sabhi pyaar kiya karte haiN
main to mar ke bhi meri jaan tuJhe chahoonga
tu mila hai to ehsaas hua hai muJhko
ye meri umR mohabbat ke liye thoDi hai
ik zara saagame daura ka bhi haq hai jispar
maine wo saaNs bhi tere liye rakh choDi hai
tuJhpe ho jaaoonga qurbaan tuJhe chaoonga
main to mar ke [...]

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