ShYaRi

boy:If i kiss u and run,

What will u think??

girl:I will think,

ki ek bewkoof jo pura paper

attemt kar sakta tha,

sirf objectives likh ke bhag gaya…..

Tufani barish me raat ko P

izza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya

Waiter-Apki koi glfrd h?

Ladka-kutte! is tufani barish me

kya meri maa muje piza lene bejegi?

Beet gai taro wali sunhari raat.

yaad aayi fir wahi pyari si baat.

khusiyon se har pal ho apki mulakat.i

sliye muskura kar karna din ki shuruat.

Good Morning

O G Wake Up

Open Ur Chuni Muni Eyes

Wash Ur Pinky Shinky Face

Sombody Wants 2 Say U

“GOOD MORNING”

(^.^)

Its MONSOON

Im sure

U mst b feelin Romntic.

U mst b feelin lyk Goin Out in d Rain

Dncg

Sing Songs

Splashing d Watr

Wel,Evry FROG feels d same!;-)

Who walks with us through the dificult path of our life?

Mom/Dad?
No

Husbnd/wife?
No

Friend?
No

Girl/Boy friend?
No

Only ur Shoes!
Utha k chum lo:-gd eve

Mechanic’s wife delivered a baby:

Wife send SMS to husband,

“your new vehicle came out”.

Husband SMS send & asked:

“WITH GEAR or WITHOUT GEAR”?

Husband : Ye lo 50 rupaye,

Sara din Auto chlaya 400 Rs kamaye

aur 350 ka tel laga.

Biwi : Ye lo 1490 Rs,

Ek ghanta laga,

1500 kamaye aur 10 ka tel laga.

kathin raasto me bhi aasan safar lagta hai..

Ye mujhe MAA ki duaoon ka asar lagta hai..

Ek muddat se meri MAA nahi soyi jab..

Maine ik baar kaha tha MAA “mujhe darr lagta hai..

Kisi Bhi Insaan ki Khushi Ki WAJAH Bano.

Khushi Ka HISSA Nhi…

Aur Kisi Bhi insaan K Dukh Ka HISSA Bano…

Dukh Ki WAJAH Nhi.

K.G. Class me 1 madam 1 Child se boli..

Beta 1 se 10 tk ginti sunao,

Me tumhe 1 kiss dungi.

Child:Mam agar me 100 tak suna du to

“Honeymoon” paka..

Self insult!
Angry boss:

tumne kabhi

ullu dekha hai..?

Man:

(sar jhuka ke)

Nahi sir. .!

Boss:

Neeche kya dekh rahe ho..?

Meri taraf dekho..

Student ne hawa me coin uchhala-

Head aaya to sona hai

Tail aaya film dekhni hai

Khada raha to Gane sunuga

Or

agar hawa me raha to…

Maa Ksam

Padhunga..!

DULHA:-Teri aankho me doob jau,

teri zulfo me kho jau,

tere jhumke pe jhool jau.!.-.!.-!.

DULHAN:-neeche bhi uterega

ya kisi aur ko bulau.!.!.!.

Duniya k 7 sabse aasan

aur 7 sabse mushkil kaam..

1. Dosti karna aasan par

use nibhana bahut mushkil.

2. Pyar karna aasan magar

use pana aur bhi mushkil.

3. Bharosa todna aasan magar

kisi aur par karna mushkil.

4. Yaad karna aasan magar

use bhulana mushkil.

5. Jhuth bolna aasan magar

kisise Sach Sunna mushkil.

6. Kisiko rulana aasan magar

hasana mushkil.

7. Kisi apne sabse pyare insaan k bagair marna aasan magar

uske bina zindagi jina bahut jyada mushkil…..

Have a nice day…